Recent reviews by Wheres_Timmy

This ♥♥♥♥ is ass

Amazing game, so much fun. However, idk if this is a glitch or not but the battery would never decrease. Otherwise its very scary, even on piss baby mode I shat myself multiple times a night. 10/10

This game actively made my friend group crumble apart. I have no one to turn to in these dark times. Not even god wants anything to do with my pathetic life. However I did win by selling more kids then anyone else so that it is pretty good. However martha my beloved wife please come back to me i didn't mean to slam a table into you this game just makes me upset

I really dont know what to say, its one of the best games ive ever played. And its so damn chill. 10/10

This is a game

Crashes more than any game ive ever played. 10/10 would recommend but only if your a masochist, gay, or a bottom in any capacity.

Better overwatch

I didnt know your friends could know what games you play

When i got this game, I immediately lost all interest in women and dudes started looking hot. Please dont play it, it will ruin your life and make you into a gay wad, like me.

easy to cheat, i love it