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we're losing light.
one banana, one heaping tablespoon
of non-fat plain Greek yogurt,
two pinches spirulina and
one pinch of cinnamon.
Thank you.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
It's good.
It's also poisoned.
Obviously I'm kidding.
I'm Aaron.
Sara.
Wow. That's your real name.
Yeah.
Yeah, I can tell.
Thanks for that.
You're welcome.
Can we start with a hug?
Okay.
Mm.
I like that you came in
already filming.
Hello, I'm Sara.
Oh.
Sorry.
Hi.
Hi.
Green smoothie?
Welcome to encounters,
the web series that
nobody gives a sh*t about,
and I am starting to realize
why nobody is watching.
It's because it sucks.
I think I might be
deeply untalented.
Aw, man.
I thought I had a talent for bringing
out something weird and special and taboo and secret in people,
that there was a loneliness
that I could detect,
that I really empathized with.
And I... I see glimpses of it
sometimes, and it's so exciting.
And I'm close.
I can feel it,
but I never follow through
in the right way,
and I'm tired of trying,
and I'm tired of failing.
It is humiliating.
I never expected to
make money doing this,
but I thought at least I would be
able to reach some other weirdos
and make something
special for them.
So I'm Sara.
Welcome to encounters.
This is our finale, the closing
episode of the entire season.
Join me as we encounter...
My failure.
I hope you enjoy it.
Welcome to encounters.
The show where I look behind the
strange world of online personal ads
to try to uncover
the humanity underneath.
WE TRUE HOMIES.
WE RIDE TOGETHER.
WE DIE TOGETHER.
send A GUN to everyone you care about, including me if you care. See how many times this GUN is sent to you, if you get 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
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/ `—___________—-_____|] = • = ]]]]]]]]]]. /
/_=;;;;;;;;_______./
), —.(_(__) /
// (..) ), —-”
//____//
//____//
//____//
Bang.
BEFORE PLAYING, READ YOUR OPERATIONS MANUAL FOR IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR HEALTH AND SAFETY.
Also online at www.nintendo.com/healthsafety/
Press Ⓐ to continue.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. Turns out he was gay, but so am I. We had a good time.
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WE TRUE HOMIES.
WE RIDE TOGETHER.
WE DIE TOGETHER.
send A GUN to everyone you care about, including me if you care. See how many times this GUN is sent to you, if you get 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
…|..____________________, ,
/ `—___________—-_____|] = • = ]]]]]]]]]]. /
/_=;;;;;;;;_______./
), —.(_(__) /
// (..) ), —-”
//____//
//____//
//____//
Bang.
For the record, get the ♥♥♥♥ off the net and reevaluate your pathetic attitude. This isn't copypasta, I took the time to write this for you, for the well being of your pathetic existence.
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are