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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 13 in the morning i had to pull
over this abandoned parking lot well its
not that abandoned there's like a CVS
back there but CVS's sell drugs and
drugs kill people do your drugs but
anyway anyway anyway anyway so I keep
hearing these songs on the radio I just
heard one right now these hip hop songs
and they keep mentioning how great goth
women are you know everyone needs a goth
babe in their life I keep seeing jokes
all about it online it's freaking me out
it's scary man I'm here to warn you I'm
trying to tell you right now before it's
too late do not go for goth girls don't
don't do it
but fishnets dont even catch fish chokers
seem cool but you can't choke them they'll
choke you that's what goth girls do and
then you'll become the ♥♥♥♥♥ and I know
that's great that's great thats some
people's fetishes but don't trust it man
because they'll read your aura wrong
and I'm trying to tell you you're going to
expect Evanescence out of this you're going to
expect some girls scream wake me up you
ain't going to wake up just nightmares
nightmares constantly I once dated a
goth girl I really did it really
happened like long black hair it was
great you go twerly on it but she
didn't like that but I did it anyway
because it was cute actually she may have liked it I
don't know maybe I was not okay for me
to do
it was supposed to be super romantic super cute
we were going to sit down with the blanket
like eat Gatorade whatever it's gonna be
fantastic she put her hand to my
forehead but boom hand on my forehead
and she read my aura and you know what the
the aura told her is that my aura was
not compatible with her and it was
mostly not compatible with her exes and
so I was confused I was scared I was
worried this girl's is goinng to like knife me in
the face I don't know what goth girls do
and she told me that her ex is an archangel
I don't know what an archangel is it honestly sounds like a
magic the gathering card thats all I
know and she told me that her ex was going to
kill me because he didn't like my aura
now to this day it's been years that guy
still might not like my aura like he
can be behind me right now i don't know
maybe he's caught in traffic I don't know
of friends and they legit thought they
were vampires and that's that's not okay
would you date a vampire I mean I
probably would but it's not practical
like just like buy things to like suck
the blood out of and yes this girl had
a biting kink I like biting biting is
hot as ♥♥♥♥ I'm all into that but she
one time trying to like bite me so I get
the blood and I was cool with it again
it's going to be great it was not I
screamed and no blood came out just
bruises and then I was like an abuse
victim which I was so I'm just trying to
warn you I'm trying to tell you all
before it's too late before you get in
trouble for a goth girl reads you're aura
wrong and set you doom for eternity and
then says she's a vampire run get out
before it's too late I'm going to CVS