Recent reviews by Phi

this is really good

Good luck trying to launch this game if you cannot get the rock star launcher to work. Especially if your steam and rock star account are linked to the wrong account

dont plpay it it is so boring i almost k

Spoilers for everything because I can't be bothered.

At this time I cannot reccomend this game. The intro and the tower just don't mesh well. They feel like two different games. Maybe this will be fixed later, but it just feels out of place. The game is filled with haha memes, but I think it just feels pointless. None of the endings change anything. All of your decisions feel pointless. I'll update this if the game is changed. Also the game has tons of things to read, but other than just oneliners they don't add to anything. I'm not seeing any level of comfiness or hidden lore like in Undertale or Lisa. I can tel that this is a passion project which is why it pains me to leave a negative review.

this game made me feel something that I'll never be able to feel again. upon replays the feeling is forever gone. it was worth it though, to feel it just for that moment

SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FUN ITS LIKE PLAYING A TOWER DEFENSE GAME IN WHICH YOU ARE TEH TOWER AND CAN ALSO MOVE

Adds basically nothing, not worth the price or the effort to download.

I can finally be a pirate.

poopy

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