Recent reviews by Whalen

Pretty good. I don't always know what works or how to be better, but sometimes broken synergy goes brr

I've been playing this game for like eight years. I don't know what to say. It's pretty okay these days. It did take me a whole year to figure out most basic mechanics, like mods, mastery gain, building stuff without spending money, and so forth. And I still struggle figuring out what builds are good since they change weapon stats and entire combat systems every year or so.

Highly recommended though.

I've been hitting the vn scene pretty hard after grabbing a bunch from a humble bundle, and this is one of the first ones I've done on account of the adorable girl shown and the hope that there are lewd scenes based on the tags.

Unfortunately, the art isn't very good, the writing is pretty terrible, there are typos every couple of lines and the font is literally the worst thing ive ever looked at. It's white on pale green, ridiculous.

I would only reccomend this to two people, someone who has already played every single free and paid vn on the market (katawa shojou comes to mind as something i still havent finished and is free and leagues better than this), or someone who has a master/slave fetish in regards to a me system girl.... And even then, the very worst neptunia games have better writing and more interesting characters than this,

The "plot" is nonsense, there are like 8 lines of ellipses between scenes that take forever, the protagonist is unlikable and his internal voice is absolutely insufferable, and things like moans or sounds that should be described with narration are just typed out like "uhhhhhugggggggnnnnn" for 3 or 4 lines. Ridiculous.

To its credit, there are one or two CGs that are very cute - sirriah gets caught up in her charger cord at one point - but most of the art has really stiff posing and the backgrounds are "eh". The girl character comes accross as sort of cute as well, but the protagonist has so much spagetti in his pockets that it covers up her cuteness.

I personally feel robbed of the time I spent on this. I could have been masturbating, petting my cat, or listening to music instead breaking my eyes on the font and cliking through a dozen lines for every scene change. But it's short enough and if you like meaningless narrative choices and easy achievements, go for it.

Play as space henry kissinger. 10/10