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i was casually trying to learn some japanese when i realized how hot the duolingo bird was, the expressions that the bird could make were so astonishing it also made it sexier
according to the internet the duolingo bird is 3.5cm tall, so most penises can outsize the bird, would it destroy the organs?
i just want to lift the bird and smash it just imagine the face it makes as i grab it's wings and pin it to the wall
as it reaches the climax would it say "3 day streak!!!" as it ♥♥♥♥ or would it make a completely different sound
as i sex it would the bird moan in english or spanish
i just want to see the bird say words that duolingo doesn't teach
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually ƒմçҟ her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ƒմçҟ her tight þµ§§¥ every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
But I will not ♥♥♥♥. I took a pledge to not fail No Poop November and I'll be damned if I've come this far to just throw it all away my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my brains out right here in this chair. Just imagine how amazing the ♥♥♥♥ will feel when I dump my ass at 00:01, December 1st. It will be amazing.
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