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🙄
Every day it's the same thing -- variety. I want something different.
😍
If you can survive death, you can probably survive anything.
😯
Q: How many marketing people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I'll have to get back to you on that.
😩
The makers may make
and the users may use,
but the fixers must fix
with but minimal clues
😙
Your mother seems really upset. I better go have a talk with
her -- during the commercial.
-- Homer Simpson
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious
😱
Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
🤗
Carperpetuation (kar' pur pet u a shun), n.:
The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a
dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then
putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
🤕
и не мутит тех кто материт всех
и говорит чтобы все сосали
лечение геморроя проводится по пятницам с 9:00 кабинет №12
При себе иметь:
- чистые трусы;
- вазелин "Добрый волшебник", или "Влажный зайка";
- хирургические перчатки размером 7;
- деньги(750 руб.)
Извини что на стенке написал, у меня что-то
личка тормозит и не говори спасибо...
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