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19 of 50 (38%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:14am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 7:10am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 1:49pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 12:39pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:55am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 7:13am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 9:02am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:58am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 7:11am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:56am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 12:34pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:13pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 1:31pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 10:30am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 3:13pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 7:19am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 7:14am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 7:20am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 1:38pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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