Loser <3

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

／ﾌﾌ 　　　　　 　 　ム｀ヽ
/ ノ)　　 ∧　　∧　　　）　ヽ
/ ｜　　(´・ω ・`）ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ
/　ﾉ⌒＿⌒ゝーく　 ＼　　／
丶＿ ノ 　　 ノ､　　|　/
　　 `ヽ `ー-‘人`ーﾉ /
　　　 丶 ￣ _人’彡ﾉ
　　　／｀ヽ _/\__' FEEL MY POWER!!!

Shindoo~ c: