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24 of 24 (100%) achievements earned:
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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2015 @ 12:31pm

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2015 @ 3:47am

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2015 @ 3:55am

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 1:00am

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2016 @ 12:04am

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2020 @ 6:26am

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2015 @ 9:48pm

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 12:31am

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 7:59pm

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2019 @ 5:18pm

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2015 @ 9:02am

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 8:14pm

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 8:23pm

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2015 @ 8:17pm

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2015 @ 10:34pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2015 @ 10:12pm

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2015 @ 1:19pm

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2015 @ 10:22pm

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2015 @ 10:32pm

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2015 @ 10:35pm

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2015 @ 10:06pm

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2015 @ 9:02am