Wise words I've accumulated over the years:

"Assumption is the mother of Presumption" -- Warwolf [the Vertically Gifted]

"Believe it or not, the moon creates earth's gravity, without it we would all float into space" -- Anonymous

"Sheesh!" -- Anonymous Cold-War-era veteran operator

"Saturdays are for the boys" -- Anonymous political operative

The most thought provoking question I've ever been asked: "Feel safe yet?"