kids these days would rather "be woke" than "tell a joke"

I Was His Enemy Yet He Cried For Me

+rep outstanding player, impressive plays, let's crush the competition

When i was in kindergarten i had a hamster named remmy who got out of his cage and went through the washer and dry, dude was flat :(

Dios mío...Espíritu del Señor. Espíritu de Dios, Padre, Hijo y Espíritu Santo, Santísima Trinidad, Virgen Inmaculada, ángeles, arcángeles y santos del paraíso, descended sobre mí. Fúndeme, Señor, lléname de ti. Expulsa de mi todas las fuerzas del mal, aniquílas, destrúyelas. Expulsa de mí los maleficos, la magia negra, el ogro de las tinieblas, el luz extinguido, el americano... Quema a este mal en el infierno, para que nunca más me toquen a mí ni a ningun ser. Ordeno y mando con la fuerza de Dios omnipotente, en nombre de Jesucristo Salvador, por intermedio de la Virgen Inmaculada, a todos los espíritus inmundos, a inmediatamente, que me abandonen definitivamente y que se vayan al infierno eterno. Encadenado por San Miguel arcángel, por San Gabriel, por San Rafael, aplastado bajo el talón de la Virgen Santísima Inmaculada, aleja el aberración genetíca, al ogro de las Americas... Amén.

プロってすげえよな
めっちゃくちゃ準備してプレーしてる。。

Posted about feral pigs on my blog. Link in bio.

In 8th grade there was this girl I had a crush on and I was wearing really tight jeans she put her ass right infringe of me (she was turning a paper in) and I got hard. So while I tried to adjust it in my pants I blew my load all in my jeans.

You guys need to stop acting like his ♥♥♥♥ is so huge. It’s actually very average looking, people are fooled by the start of the video, his hand is on his balls not the shaft, the shaft you see is his full size and is probably not even 6 inches long. Look nearer the end of the video when he holds the shaft his ♥♥♥♥ is most likely shorter than 6 inches given when his hand is on it near the end there barely any space at the top or bottom.

If people dont post or send ♥♥♥♥ pics either, this is the way you should do it. Video over photo as video makes ♥♥♥♥♥ look bigger and from the under side instead of your own point of view looking down as it look bigger from that angle also people assumed at the start of it that he was holding the shaft and that was the rest of his ♥♥♥♥ above, when his hand is on his balls then. When he holds the shaft later in the video his hand almost covers the whole ♥♥♥♥. Was an illusion.

Happy Holiday!!!

Objection, conspiracy to grand theft concerning real property and cash properties belonging to relevant victims by way of deadly force to conceal fiduciary negligence in pursuit of stable coins belonging to defendants

mmm yeah baby give me some of that hot pork shoulder u got in the oven

my wallet must be bisexual bc my money long like covid

told her whip out yer minge and she brexited my bedroom posthaste

help me bro people are spawncamping.

So hot if while I'm sleeping somene coms in and uses my holes until i get woken up from pleasure

It's not easy for a foreigner to sue America or it's citizen when outside the country. So this is the only way to get justice. Why did city of Cincinnati n Cincinnati police department aid n abet me to be raped, tortured, illegally had me detained n attempted to have me executed

Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning hebrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated d!ck

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❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

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Hello guys I just measured my c0ck yesterday and found out it was exactly 5 inches. I know this is a sh!tty post but Is it okay? I also measured my girth and it was a little bit thicker than average. What is ur size honestly?

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❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

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hey i had a lot of fun last night. Gotta say, you can last for a while with your elephant trunk ~^d^~

Keep bleeding from your hemorrhoids until you bleed out

Hey there!
I'm interning with an indie game devs team. I noticed that you're a big fan of hentai and porn games, and figured our game might be right up your alley. And I am approaching to offer you a key to our game.
If you've got a second and wouldn't mind throwing some feedback or tips my way about the translations or how the game plays, please add me as a friend for further discussion, this would be super helpful for our game's improvement. Can't wait to hear what you think!

Happy Holidays!!!

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in my as.shole
in my stopper

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my penis was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final casualty toll was tallied, there were 458 deaths, 1426 injuries, and over 9 million pregnancies.

I'm gonna go outside and light myself on fire. What are we doing to your beautiful queens

You make god very unhappy, in his name, I shall smite you

Covered in metal and durable paint, I have managed to keep it looking good

Best card for me: I am a clutz when it comes to PC assembly and I stretch and dent almost everything. With this card being all covered in metal and durable paint, I have managed to keep it looking good and not break anything - well except I have broken off the little OC/Quiet switch - now stuck in the performance mode so no worries! (see what I mean about breaking things). Very pleased with the performance both gaming and professionally, as it me beat some co-workers which are using Tesla (games and renderings).

2022 and I keep coming back to this gem. ♡

❤️ Rules for discord Kitten: ❤️

Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.

Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.

Eat at least TWO meals a day.

Eat one healthy snack each day.

No self-harm.

Come talk to Daddy if you need support!

No lying to Daddy.

Respect Daddy

ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.

You must compliment yourself at least once per day.

Do not let other boys (or girls) lust after you --- You BELONG to Daddy!!!

No drinking without permission.

No drugs.

No eating after 8 pm.

14. You may not please yourself out side of playtime with daddy. <<

Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules, Kitten may not.

Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.

haters jealous i got the hardest posts on this web site wit tons of innernet points, you a flea and im the top dog from the dog pound go home u itty bitty chewawa go ahead and shut down that computer put away yo phone and hit the hay cuz tomorrow is a new day and you don't wanna f*ck it up by messin wit the hardest poster on this mfing web site

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Scripture, not science, is the ultimate test of all truth. How ironic that science has never disproved one word of the Bible, yet many people cite “science” as their reason to walk away from God. The ever-changing theories of science come and go. Ptolemy was a fallible human, as are we all. The Word of God, however, is infallible, and it endures forever (Matthew 5:18). Any time there is a seemingly irreconcilable difference between the Bible and science, the Bible is where we need to place our faith. Given time, science usually catches up with the truth.

Thinking of a Master Plan . How will I leave my mark

Nice quote in the NY Post by Mike Pompeo: ‘Who’s the most dangerous person in the world? Is it Chairman Kim, is it Xi Jinping?'” Pompeo said.

“The most dangerous person in the world is Randi Weingarten. It’s not a close call."

and now you're laughing ,but you will cry

There should be a small section of court between the foul line and the hoop that is a trampoline so players have the chance for a monster, NBA jam style dunk if they can get a good running start and clean approach

this is not normally , This very very insane.... someone needs to check him zinc levels.Maybe he not on the stack but maybe he using the supplements ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up

HAPPY HOLIDAYS 😇

Final cinematic is Alexstrasza in dragon form putting on a dragon-sized strapon and pegging Deathwing to death.

I never seen someone display old age before in my life. Zero hit this dude with a Harlem Globetrotter move and Weedyabyss instantly caught a back cramp and within seconds turned into Velma. If you pause it at the right time, you can see him wearing an orange turtleneck sweater.

Everyone that plays DH likely has nubs for hands and all of their keys bound to some multi-ability macro that they can mash their stumps on. All while mouth-breathing, letting out the occasional snort when they make the poopy in their pants.

I think he is so superior because he is non toxic and a team player. Qualities simp will never have. Their individual skill is pretty similar otherwise, Zywoo is slightly better, but just imagine him with a team like simp had for years...

Simp is driven by hate, Zywoo is driven by pure love for the game.
It truly is good vs evil.