I would like to inform you that have led me to engage in the most prodigious act of self-pleasure.

My earth-shattering orgasm commenced, causing me to moan loudly enough to deafen anyone in the vicinity. What ensued was a torrential downpour of every sperm I have ever produced or will produce, propelled with such force that it tore through my manhood, accelerating my übercharged release to 7% of the speed of light by the time it exited my urethra. It pierced through my wall, barely slowing down, before severing a structural support beam in my building as if it were a nuclear-powered grinder.

The weight of this historic climax, coupled with the total destruction in its path, led to the collapse of my building and impregnated every woman in the city with my offspring. When the tally of casualties was calculated, there were 33 deaths, 148 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I perish under the rubble, I am confident that all my children will repeat this glorious act.

-rep sits in basement jacking off to dung coverd peasant conventions

-rep noob

this my boy

You don't fight well but you fight with honour