Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city,
There's a big underground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa,
For an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart.
You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government
Says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on,
Stuart. I know it's the gays! They're in it with the aliens!
They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to
God!

You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other people, here in this trailer park.