S*U*R*V*I*V*A*L
WE MUST SURVIVE THE INEVITABLE SOCIAL/ECONOMIC COLLAPSE AND/OR NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST
WHEN THE BIG ONE HAS DONE IT'S JOB WE SURVIVALISTS WILL BE SAFE IN OUR UNDERGROUND FALLOUT SHELTERS
WE WILL ENJOY RATIONS OF MOUTH-WATERING FREEZE-DRIED FOOD
WE WILL HOLD WEAPONS TO WARD OFF MARAUDING BANDS OF EVIL PUS-RIDDEN MUTANTS.
MUTANTS!
THOSE ACCURSED ABOMINATIONS OF HUMANITY AFTER THE HOLOCAUST.
MUTANTS!
THEY ARE OUR ENEMIES.
MUTANTS!
THEY WILL BE TRYING TO CRAWL INTO OUR SHELTERS WITH THE GOAL OF KILLING US AND STEALING OUR FREEZE-DRIED FOOD.

dabbarino babinno in a screamo wearing a beano next to a steamo babo with a salami stick

Whoosh! You now have multiple kinds of AIDS!