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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
26.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
dead as ♥♥♥♥ a month on peak players per day is like 60 and the netcode still aids and the visual fidelity still aids
Posted 23 September, 2025. Last edited 22 October, 2025.
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0.9 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
small map arcade style gameplay - LITERALLY ALL AN ASSET FLIP WITH LIKE ONLY 6 NEW BOSSES from what ive seen and I cant even uncap my fps any higher than 60 - garbo
Posted 2 June, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,663.6 hrs on record (1,262.6 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥
Posted 30 April, 2025. Last edited 27 July, 2025.
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67.7 hrs on record (23.3 hrs at review time)
netcode kinda trash but fun af
Posted 7 July, 2024.
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0.3 hrs on record
refund speedrun any%
Posted 14 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
7.2 hrs on record
Loaded into the game after crashing 3 times on the main menu and finally got dumped into a tutorial on like 20 fps.
ALL THE TOP GUIDES ARE "HOW TO FIX YOUR FPS / HOW TO STOP BATTLEFIELD USING 200 PERCENT OF YOUR CPU" even on low settings it was painful
I tried to load into a multiplayer game and crashed to desktop
refunded and suck my ♥♥♥♥ shouldnt be allowed to even be sold on steam as barely works in the state you get it in. have to go through files adding your own code to fix this ♥♥♥♥ game - there are roblox games for free with more attention care and playability than this ♥♥♥♥

EDIT: UPGRADED PC A LOT SINCE THIS REVIEW, PLAYED A BIT MORE - GAME STILL HORRIFICALLY UNOPTIMISED AND USES 100 PERCENT OF UR CPU PERMA, POP IN ISSUES LONG RANGE ON ENEMIES IM TRYING TO FIGHT AND OTHER JANKY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THROUGHOUT ♥♥♥♥ THIS GAME FOREVER
Posted 5 December, 2022. Last edited 17 April, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.1 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
I dont usually like games like this
but it is so good :)
Posted 22 September, 2021.
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10.6 hrs on record
amazing
Posted 7 March, 2021.
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1.8 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
DID NOT EXPECT THIS TO BE A COMMENTARY OF RACIAL SOCIAL GATHERINGS. DID NOT EXPECT THIS TO BR
E A SANDBOX GAME WHERE YOU RP AS A MOB OF AFRICAN AMERICANS AND CALL YOUR SELVES THE 'BLACK SQUAD' DO NOT LET YOUR KID PLAY THIS GAME
Posted 8 June, 2020.
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12.8 hrs on record
Bro some of this game is a bit unbalanced, decks are unbalanced and insane, there's no reason to use Lionar and this game sucks so much

7/10 - enjoyable and light :)
Posted 8 June, 2020.
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