NO TRADE REQUESTS UNLESS I KNOW YOU !!!

whats the point in loving her when she doesnt even love me back :'( i mean i cant get her off my mind
Kramer goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown".

Kramer just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, "Are you Ok?"

In a very weak voice Kramer says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?" The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."

Kramer said, "Oh Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around


Jack Sparrow: No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You've burned all the food, the shade, the RUM!
Elizabeth Swann: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth Swann: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?!


Daughter: I think im in love.
Mom: Your too young to understand love. Now I have to go. bye!
Daughter: Bye.
Mom: I love you.
Daughter: ...
Mom: Are you going to say I love you back.
Daughter: No, im too young to understand love, because apparently love does have an age limit, so no mom I cant say I love you back if Im to young and stupid to understand love.

CAPTAIN PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: ♥♥♥♥ YOU
CAPTAIN PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: mocking me with your games
Ham: NO ♥♥♥♥ YOU
Ham: and yes i wil

ultimate song ♥♥♥♥♥!
captain planet theme song
epic rap