Short threw 22 flashbangs straight into teammates' eyes this year.
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Looking for some help with modeling, happy to pay

Happy New Year, Short!

hey, me and zeX_- (from 2012 or so) are looking to discuss some stuff from past HG with you, please add me back

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happy new year to my boy shots

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes.

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IM DELETING YOU, SHORTKID!😭👋
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💯True💯 LEPERCHUANS are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you LEPERCHUAN 💖 Send this to ten other 👪LEPERCHUANS👪 who give you ☘lucky charms🍀 Or never get called 🤑lucky🤑 again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no lucky charms for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're lucky☁️🍀 5 back: you're a lucky kitten😽👼🍀10+ back: LEPERCHUANS🤑🤑💕💕🍀👅👅💯💯💸💸

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Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find

Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins

Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten

Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find

Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin

Ehhhh, most of you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noobs @ the internets.

I use linux not because I hate microsoft (believe me, I do, but that's not why), not because I want to be a geek (I am), but because it fits my style. It's so much easier to accomplish things when you have the power of *nix commandline goodies ala GNU tools, etc. As well, I don't have to spend time searching for cracks and ♥♥♥♥ because /everything/ I use is free and I can build it from source if I need to.

Not only that, but anything I don't like, I can crack open and change, usually without too much difficulty. Linux: The OS is /yours/.

Get the ♥♥♥♥ out, all of you. @ OP, unrar-free might work, as well as install rar and using rar x filename. (rar might be in multiverse repos, you should have those enabled anyway)

If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...... Matthew

Hey Canada boy, look at your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ picture. You can't call anyone a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ when your face is the ultimate ♥♥♥♥♥♥ face. And it looks like your pretty dumb yourself considering you can't even spell penis.

Louis Creed, a doctor from Chicago, is appointed director of the University of Maine's campus health service. He moves to a large house near the small town of Ludlow with his wife Rachel, their two young children, Ellie and Gage, and Ellie's cat, Church. From the moment they arrive, the family runs into trouble: Ellie hurts her knee after falling off a swing, and Gage is stung by a bee. Their new neighbor, an elderly man named Jud Crandall, comes to help. He warns Louis and Rachel about the highway that runs past their house; it is constantly used by speeding trucks.

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Hey there short-man, have a happy new year!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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You've been banned from /r/paoyongyang for the following reason:

Failed to create a safe space for diverse peoples, triggering content.

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Praise glorious dear leader Ellen Pao.

**YOU HAVE BEEN INFECTED BY LE MASSKILLER EBOLA**
Lots of bleeding and death will come to you, but only if you don't post this in 3 profiles
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add me shurtfgt

It's a cute website tho

wrong ip idiot this kid lives in canada

JIGGABOO JONES

Hi i'm matt and tha's not my ip

this isn't anyones ip lol

You have been hit by the sexy truck!

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If you get hit by the sexy truck it means you are sexy, post this on other people's profiles if you want to tell them how sexy they are !!

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your alias history has issues

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VIVA LA MEXICO

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