Morphine Administered.

What's up Xtubers. I need you to get yourselves a drink, light up a cigarette, and call some friends over to watch me get my big balls punched. You see I'm basically a nice guy who gets treated like shxt for being decent. So when life punches me in my balls, I pull out my nutsack and beat the shxt out of it! Make sure you laugh your asses off while my nuts are swelling and I'm writhing in pain.
Sincerely, Ball-Busting Boy