mf got called a sandeater

cringe tryhards in casual then complains when people tryhard in casual homie said '2k mmr rank up game'

ermm..... what the scallop abud.....

I saw exactly 1.094884 square inches of shahz's shoulder today

I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine caused my the impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder.

-Rep Mid player for the amount of hours he puts into RL
JK i coached him to GOAT status.
Put respect on my name
call me master roshi or sumn. ttyl

yum