Recent reviews by PurplePeen™

Best theivery simulator ever

10/10

Go lazy and didn't want to fight the 2 AI myself, so i teleported my commander to another moon and crashed the moon with the 2 AI into the planet.

1111/10

One word to describe this game: FRUSTRATING


I may not have a lot of playtime on this game and the reason is obvious, i can't stand playing it

Here are my problems with the game

Very whiney, can't have a minute of gameplay without the character needing something, even though he just ate, drank, wore comfy and warm clothes, still complaining.

Game is very very unoptimized, no matter how good your PC is, it will just be unoptimized, going to a village drops my fps from like, 40-55 fps to 1 fpm (frame per minute), some controls feel so laggy and unresponsive, the lack of vehicles makes this game really boring, the fact that you have to walk the whole map to reach a village/city just makes it more frustrating than it actually is.

It's so rare it almost doesn't exist, at least the good loot most of the "loot" you will find in villages are books, paper, tape, things like that, while they may useful, they're either in bad condition, or just not worth your time, however, there are some servers that provide a good loot and those servers deserve a huge shoutout and a nice thumbs up, houses are very empty, to the point where they don't need to exist anymore, either than or you can only access one or 2 rooms of THE WHOLE FREAKING HOUSE!

The fact that zombies can spot you from about a kilometer away and can sometimes run faster than you makes fighting these zombies somewhat frustrating, not to mention how they take too damn long to kill, especially when you're using your fists which is your starting weapon!

The game is very buggy, some loot doesn't go in your inventory, and sometimes, when you unequip something, it will drop it instead, some houses have floors that let you pass through them causing you to take fall damage, and other minor bugs.

Game feels incomplete, the bugs and the problems that this game has make the game almost unplayable for some, the fact that you lag as hell when entering a village makes finding loot very hard and frustrating, the lack of vehicles makes exploring the map even more frustrating and just plain BORING!

I never got a chance to play this broken mess.

First of all, you can't get a damn stable frame rate even if you have a good graphics card.

Second of all, it takes a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ genius to make it work without issues.

Last but not least, this game will NOT work on all monitors, i spent 30 minutes trying to fix my monitor from this "out of range" error that i got.


0/10, waste of money and 10 GB

If you have played roblox, this game seems really similar to you.

Because the guy who made this made it on roblox first and he moved up to a stand alone game.

And guess what, he did it RIGHT.

When you look at the screenshots of this game you'd be like "what the hell is this? another minecraft clone?", the thing is, it's not, it's a well made game that was once a very very simple concept.

What makes this game different from other survival games?

Well you spawn naked, just kidding, you DO spawn naked but your goal is to, well.... survive, you'd be first like "well, it can't get any simpler", it's not as simple as you think, you spawn with NOTHING, you will have to punch zombies until you find a weapon like an axe or such stuff, the game runs at a good speed, but since it's still in early access, don't expect great performance when everything is maxed out.

The world you spawn in is big, not so big but it's decently big, you will encounter farms, villages and millitary bases, that's cool and all, but it can be kind of hard to get OP HARDCORE 360N0SC0P3 weapons from the start, you will need to work hard in order to get them weps.

The animations are awesome, everything is animated correctly, from punching all the way to driving the cars, which speaking of, there are some cars scattered around the map in the villages and such areas.

There are a couple of things i dont like about unturned, first of all, zombies, they're kinda too OP, they somehow detect you even if you're far away, their hits are strong and i find myself getting grouped and killed easily, the second thing is the menu interface, especially the settings section of the menu, when you go to "Graphics" you're presented by a strange slider that says "resolution 100%", what? what do you mean by 100%? I get that it's in early access but there needs to be a proper resolution menu to choose what resolution because putting the game in full screen gives my screen an "out of range" error, other than that, the settings menu needs some redesigning.

Unturned is a great game, it's fun and hard and it will make you like to explore more about the game, i have yet to do the crafting stuff but i'm sure that it's good enough.

If you want a free dayZ like game with good enough graphics for your computer to run, then unturned is your game.

8/10 (early access rating, may change after official release)

Garry's mod, what originally started as a mod for half-life 2, turned into a game and made it BIG..

How can i describe this game without writing a newspaper about it?

It's endless FUN, unlike other games that give you default gamemodes to choose from, this game lets the community do the job.

And they've done it right, because once you look at the server browser, you wil be amazed seeing the massive amount of servers and the huge amount of gamemodes to choose from, the fun doesn't stop here though, because every single server has different add-ons that make that server known for something... like some servers have events or random giveaways or good admins.

The nice amount of RP gamemode makes this game extremely fun and playable, for those guys who like simplicity and easy money and great fun, you have DarkRP, for those who love realism and want to earn their money and have a more realistic feeling of roleplaying, there's perp.

But it's not just RP that will draw your attention, there are a lot of different gamemodes that are fun too, take a look at gmod tower while you're at it, in this gamemode you're put in a tower with suites, games, a casino, shops, a theatre and best of all, different gamemodes in that gamemode to choose from, yo dawg, if you're not that kind of guy, check TTT out, Trouble in Terrorist Town or TTT is kind of a competitive gamemode where you have a team of innocents, traitors and detectives, traitors are supposed to kill innocents without looking like they're traitors and innocents are supposed to kill traitors while detective are supposed to you know.. do their job, it's really fun and gets really competitive sometimes.

Of course, there are a lot of gamemodes other than those, but i dont feel like writing a newspaper report as a review, if you bought this game then you can check them out yourself.

Now nothing is perfect, and gmod isnt either, there are some downsides to the game as well..

First downside is that it's kind of demanding, to be able to play on all servers without errors appearing, you will have to get CSS and HL2 (including EP1 and EP2), and sometimes TF2, next thing you have to do is download the server content or wait a long time for the content to download.

Second downside has to be some admins in the servers, be careful, some admins are massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and will totally ruin your time in the server, especially some of those in RP servers, next come the kids, some of them can be really annoying, a lot of them just scream and shout in the mic and ruin the game, but thankfully, you can mute them.


Overall, this game is endless fun, the possibilities are endless, there's even a gamemode where you fight in a war...

10/10 is what i'll give this game, despite the downsides, the game still offers great fun for those who are bored from playing other games.. if you want endless, limitless and hours of fun, make sure to pick garry's mod up and you wont regret it :D

Ooh where do i start?

This game is insanely fun and mind challenging.

Think about it as you're wiring for electricty but instead, you're bonding molecules, using inputs and outputs, 2 inputs (alpha and beta) and 2 outputs (gamma and omega), at the beginning of the game, it seems easy and forgiving, but once you keep playing, it gets harder and harder to the point where you have REACTORS, FREAKING REACTORS and you have to pipe them properly and do the job of making the molecules into the inputs and outputs properly.

If you happen to get stuck, dont worry, google is your friend, there are plenty of walkthroughs of people doin INSANE techniques to get the molecules bonding properly and such, however, this game seems to be very unforgiving for those who just started out, like, some times, you will find yourself confused, where do i put this? which bond should i use? should i grab or drop? These are things you will find yourself saying all over again, because of how confusing it will get.

Overall, this game is awesome, its fun, mind challenging and best of all, it's good for those who are low on the intelligence and need a bit of boosting, this game wont make you a chemist, but it will surely make you think and refresh your mind..... and possibly break your keyboard and commit suicide if you're that kind of guy


9.5/10

Pass the whiskey 10/10

Great game, really one of the best MOBAs ive played in my life.

It can be hard and really challenging sometimes, yes it cant be fair during most games but if you get the hang of it, you'll surely enjoy it.