I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the ♥♥♥♥ outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to ♥♥♥♥ me up. I mean I want you to make me your ♥♥♥♥♥. Your little peepee-piss-myself-♥♥♥♥♥. I want it to get embarressing. I mean like... weirdly embarressing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me.

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

Its ya boy, Benny Snell Jr. number 26 for the Kentucky football team. I'm calling to invite you and your friends to come to Kroger Field this season. Its going to be a big year, and we need you there. For home games, join the UK community for free food and music at the student game day zone located at Pieratt field, and if you haven't bought your tickets yet, what are you waiting for! You better get your tickets at UKstudenttickets.com . I'll see you there!

Its ya boy, Benny Snell Jr. number 26 for the Kentucky football team. I'm calling to invite you and your friends to come to Kroger Field this season. Its going to be a big year, and we need you there. For home games, join the UK community for free food and music at the student game day zone located at Pieratt field, and if you haven't bought your tickets yet, what are you waiting for! You better get your tickets at UKstudenttickets.com . I'll see you there!

Its ya boy, Benny Snell Jr. number 26 for the Kentucky football team. I'm calling to invite you and your friends to come to Kroger Field this season. Its going to be a big year, and we need you there. For home games, join the UK community for free food and music at the student game day zone located at Pieratt field, and if you haven't bought your tickets yet, what are you waiting for! You better get your tickets at UKstudenttickets.com . I'll see you there!