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As a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that witcher 3 is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing witcher 3 instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex

they just re-released the game with the same ♥♥♥♥

am not gay sorry

i wish i could refund at 14 hours :sob:

"You either die a weeb or live long enough to see yourself become an anime girl."

Seems fun at first glance but it relies too much on solving item RNG paths by doing super efficient runs, do anything beside that and you get crushed, in short the game has a feast or famine problem and part of this issue is that most items don't have multiple build paths so once you start down a route if that route becomes impossible due to rng spawns you straight up just lose, players feeling helpless should be a major concern for the devs as it causes people to quickly quit instead of sticking with it.

Christmas came early and so did I.

great old-school rpg

excellent game and i think i would have bought it on sale price if i didn't get it for free

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