Height: 196 centimetre
Weight: 95 kilogrammes of pure muscle.
Sex/gender: Optimus Prime
Education: Harvard University for Rocket Science
Job: Underwear Model, President of Zimbabwe & CS:GO Source 2 tester
Convictions: Charged with Necrophilia in 2011


Discord: Wajze #4335



"After a good game of csgo, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got to chat, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ pushing against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy."

- Barrack Obama 2014