Join me for a victory lap?

Huge L carrier. Look at his comments on Purthy cats page

bruh ur eyebrows wack.

great teammate and supportive (:

HEY SHUT UR ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASS UP U BONOBO LOOKIN NOODLE HEAD.

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Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

HOTTTTTTTTTT GAMERRRRRR SEXXXXXX

+rep makes my ♥♥♥♥♥ moist

this kid will knock you out with his pen15, wait for you to wake up, then drink strawberry milk with you +REP

Running and advanced coordination involves a ton of balance regulated by the inner ear. A loud flash and/or bang could disrupt equilibrium and cause you to stumble, but what do i know

Hi! You have been visited by the lost chromozome. Do you have any to spare to little o' me?

you change profile pics too often i hardly remember whom you are.

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If harambe 🐒 and my girl 👧 😍 both drowning 😱 👋 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl funeral 😔 👻 🌹 with my ♥♥♥♥ out 😏 💯 😎 🍆