At one point in time I was foolish enough to call Pepper my foe. At the time, I did not realize his vast wisdom and superior combat skills, and I chose to be his adversary. The battle field was to be a singular match of pong, a relatively simple game (so I thought) but after the match was over he had crushed my pong ball and broken my pixelated paddle. I cried to him, "This is not possible!" but he only smirked and proceeded to banish the walls of the pong realm from around me. Such mastery of the cosmos and the internet I had never seen, and most likely will never see again. After this, I was sure to befriend him, and now I employ his cunning tactics against my very own foe.