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*likes you RE2 Remake purchase* :]

thought i'd liven up your comment section a bit

http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/4722756271

Yeah, 1 Gb/s dial up, fam

fix that dial up fam

wow attempting to gank a summoned red phantom with unupgraded weaps hahahaha

wow running from unupgraded weaps hahahaha

the man that evolved beyond memes

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ, ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ 𝕄𝕌𝕊𝕃𝕀𝕄 ɢɪʀʟ (◠‿◠) ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴘʀᴀɪsɪɴɢ ᴀʟʟᴀʜ ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ

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zorchnet

Not only am I extensively trained in zorch combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United zorch States and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable zorch ass off the face of the zorch, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “zorch” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ zorch. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ zorch. I will ♥♥♥♥ zorch all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ zorched, kiddo.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little zorch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in zorch, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on zorches, and I have over 300 confirmed zorchings. I am trained in zorch warfare and I’m the top zorch in the entire zorch army. You are nothing to me but just another zorch. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this zorch, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ zorch. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the zorch? Think again, zorcher. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the zorchnet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, zorch. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your zorch. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, zorch. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over zorch hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare zorch.

you're a zorch kiddo

There's no point in laughing. You are very bad at the game, and you surely know it. How in hell can you be that bad after 400+ hours ?!
Hope i won't match you again, b i t c h

+rep... easy and fair trader

Hey, it's your best friend from San Andreas Roleplay.

Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture) . As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse. Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins /damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol. You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word.

the irony is palpable

pls add me I want meaty wakeups

I think you're confusing me with someone else.

What the hell, dude? Why do you gank me together with an invader when I summoned you for a duel?

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Sick fight m8

gg, but that phantom range

you are boring to fight you know

You ain't listen... Disgusting.

Pff, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ circling around with shield\sword-up in unlock mode do not make You good player. Deal with it, and one day You will become something impressive without ugly walking like after using drugs.

look at this

phantom range ftw... i hate ds2 hitboxes

csb

i heard u give free bj

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git gut casual scrub

git gut casul

>spam parry
>complain when you get punished for it

please cut out the middle-man of steam and cry directly into my mouth next time

Ranked 1# in the try hard naked backstab fishing.*

you lag ,you win.well.♥♥♥♥ you.naked?it is not important ,you lag.you suck.

wow kid use throwing knife how dare u get off it

♥♥♥♥♥ tricky. gotta be super patient and mindful.

How do I use this damn pickaxe? D';

i still get group invites from kids to groups like "youre such a trash player".
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i didn't know people got so salty over ds2 pvp

please invade me with your poison build again. i need a few more souls.

no johns m8.
you lost.

Haha, ♥♥♥♥ you're bad. Dont try to play like a pro PvPer in Dark Souls when you don't have the skill to back it up.

hah, yeah it was an interesting one.