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+rep just a good guy :) thx for game

让我们成为朋友 (´• ω •`)

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+rep I used to have a problem with my urination technique. The problem was that I always had some left in the tubes when I started putting it away. This would lead to me either peeing myself a little bit or spraying wildly as I struggled to put it back in its cage.

The spray got that wild on a couple of occasions that I ended up with piss on the floor BEHIND me. I still can’t totally figure out how I managed that – but I assume that it flopped around and I peed between my own legs.

So I started to observe other men in public urinals and I think I figured out where I was going wrong. When I’d finished I shook my knob from side to side and up and down. Kind of like casting a fishing rod. A bit of a flicking action.

I noticed other men did more of a masturbation action. Some even opting for over 15 pumps. Pumping it for longer than the urination itself had taken. Which seemed weird to me – but it seems that everyone does it that way.