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JAG SBARRO!!!!

Aimlab for weebs.

Told a bystander to get on his knees and then sentenced him to life by accident while trying to pick up a gun off the ground.

I heavily identify with Harding in that I, too, would probably slaughter hundreds of highly trained assassins in order to avoid another day at my job.

When they come for you, sometimes they look right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a goblin is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til he chops ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. "CHEEEESE!" The walls turns red, and despite all your shootin’ and your stabbin’ those goblins come in and… they cut you to pieces.

So, eleven hundred cheesemen went into Nilbog. 316 cheesemen come out, the goblins took the rest, Morndas, 27th of Last Seed, 3E 433.