Recent reviews by Harrison Fire

Cool game, really fun to play.

The game could be good...

but at the moment it simply has way too little content and far too many frustrating bugs. Or my co-op partners disconnect regularly and then can't rejoin, making all progress pointless.

After three hours, I feel like I've already seen everything the game has to offer (although, I really hope I haven't seen all the "creatures" yet).

- Among other things, there's this guy you have to "play" with; zero challenge, 100% tedious, and after the second time, it's completely boring.
- The ice witch can freeze me through walls without line of sight
- the HideBehind-guy behind me, when I enter a room, suddenly he's right next to me (as far as I know, he can't teleport, and if he can, then that's just dumb during a chase). When my friend disconnects again, the big guy spawns right next to me—instantly ending the game. It's just zero fun.
- stone stalkers with two players are only one thing: annoying. if you got those type of enemy, then it actually means that one player can't play the game and just have to watch those. why can they open doors? why is crushing only for short duartion? just annoying.
- While one player receives a bonus, the same amount is deducted from another player for "poor performance." I thought you were on a team? Even when death results in a tie, one gets +3,000 and the other -3,000. That makes absolutely no sense. Just like "stealing from the backpack of YOUR FRIEND WITH WHOM YOU'RE COMMITTING THE ROBBERY." i really don't understand why this is in the game

Too little content, but already way too many pointless items. Why do I need something to make noise when I can just talk? Maybe that will make sense someday. Mission money is spent on items (and cosmetics). But the prices... wow... that a "rubber chicken" (just to make pointless noise that the "free" microphone also does?) should cost $3,000... in which country do the developers live? Also, the way items are selected is totally weird. Since you don't know the enemy, you won't take what you actually need. And once you start, you have no access to the purchased items, so taking items with you is basically just pure luck.

Some rooms are huge with almost nothing in them. and is the beginning really always like this (with two players), where one has to go to another room, set off an alarm, throw a key over, open doors—every single time—how creative and exciting *irony*. And anyway, there are just three (at least randomly generated) maps. It's also kind of dumb if the game wants a series of four heists.

...or I open a grate, my friend goes through, I let go, my friend gets one-hit down—behind the grate—impossible to revive, impossible to get out of the room, impossible to continue playing. It's kind of dumb to have such simple hard locks in a game like this.

For comparison: this type of game is somewhat similar to Lethal Company. And in that game, I have almost 200 hours. It only really got going after three hours... here, unfortunately, the air is already pretty much out after three hours.

cooles game, spannende stroy, mehrere planeten und monde in die man komplett rein garben kann bis zum kern.

auch wenn ich viel zu lange brauchte bis ich geschnallt habe das ich den plant verlassen muss für gewisse ressourcen xD

(more fun with friends)

(wrote a few lines, but it didnt save it, still a good game)

a game full of bugs and cheaters,
and so many "dlcs" and "give us more money" bull****!

new super update:
- better loading-time: nope, STILL pain in the a**
- still every 5-10th time (fells like) i got stuck on a loading screen and i have to FORCE quit the game. black screen, seeing the "action" on the server (like "killing msg" or even that i got a new bike at my bikestop), but it wont load. most of the times a the end of a mission (for ex. when i deliver my towed car... thanks for nothing)
- added wildlife (animals); Where? One Animal per Server?
- new annoying, user-unfriendly-start-menu...
(ah and thanks for the unskippable stupid video on start)
- online: a lot new icons, nice. oh, only for ppl who are braindead paying extra (GTA+). so many "GTA+"-bull**it now on that map... NICE
- game STILL dosen't close normal, have to "kill" it
- new HSW Update, VERY fast cars, nice.... mission: drive the path with the most curves up and down the mountain. #braindead
- game now is lagging...... NICE NEW UPDATE

... oh and thanks for the FREE car.
it said 0$, but i fu**ing lost 2 million dollars because of that fake bull****!
WHAT THE FU** IS THIS?

i mean a game gets a new version and you NEED to download the hole game again...
... btw i pre-downloaded, and then, on realase day, i had to download the 100gb AGAIN... wow

i really hope when i die I can hunt people in their dreams...
i know exactly where i'm going....

the only not sarcastic "nice": i love the new average rating for that new stupid version of the game. thats what this money greedy company deserves..

fu** you rockstar!

finishd game in under 30min for achievement (incl. intro/ending movie stuff)
didnt get it... why? how is this even possible?

I really forced myself to do that last run for this last achievement, just a waste of time for nothing.
no-all-achievemnts for me, no good review for you.

don't buy this game if you like winning.

(played on a "free-weekend" with friends. we didnt finished anything in fu**ing 7 hours)

brauchte eine weile bis ich rausgefunden habe das "vorwärts" standartmässig einfach NICHT definiert ist...
wow

really fun game.
nearly all randoms are chill to play.
cool tasks, rules/settings good adjustable, nice map...

ofc its EarlyA and there has to come more.
i did see a "roadmap" and there should be more items, tasks, weapons, maps......

BUT....

.. and thats the only reason for bad review:
nothing against cheaters.....

this game could have been my new addiction, but after e few days i really can't enjoy playing this game anymore because there always is someone cheating. they respawn dead ppl, attack you when they are dead, spawning a lot weapons (even guns not in game yet).

so fun to play. will try again in a few weeks/month
but at the moment i cant recommend this game anymore

(added)
most annoying; instead of doing something against cheaters, they add A LOT of "give us your money for stupid cosmetic"-stuff-dlc's... game still early-accress... looks really bad/sad... dont looks like i'm gonna change that review

The game came out in 2004, and it was already so complex:

- Experience points in four categories (General, Strength, Skill, Willpower)
- Skills and spells that improve over time
- A Good/Evil system (NPCs react, clothing/hairstyles/beards have an impact)
- Choices that affect the later story
- Relationships (multiple, not just heterosexual, marriage—even a brothel exists xD)
- Various expressions (emotes) that NPCs react to
- You can become overweight or a muscular powerhouse
- You can buy and rent out properties (entire villages even!)
- Find silver keys, solve demon door puzzles, discover ultimate weapons...

...so much was already possible in 2004.
Best RPG of my childhood!!! <3