The Garten of BanBan... where do we start with this complex artistic masterpiece of a video game. I understand many are not enjoying their time with Garten of BanBan; however, I believe that Garten of BanBan is only reserved for the true critical thinkers of our time. The 1 percent is who this game was created for. A deep, psychological look into the Euphoric Brothers' twisted dark realities.

I was touched deeply by Garten of BanBan. It woke up a deep, buried feeling of loneliness. The void within BanBan's Garten is just like the void in my heart. The intricate puzzles of BanBan really required me to use all 250 points of my IQ to properly solve not only correctly, but efficiently. The creature designs rival that of H.P. Lovecraft Cthulhian designs.

Unlike many of you, I will be eagerly awaiting the sequel to Garten of BanBan: the Garten of BanBan II. I have the utmost confidence in the Euphoric Brothers to deliver a deeply disturbing game that rivals that of My LIttle Pony: A Maretime Bay Adventure.

If you asked me if I would recommend this game to anyone, I would answer a resounding yes. This is the greatest game ever conceived into our deplorable world. Our short, meaningless lives in the greater vast universe just became a little more important with the release of Garten of BanBan. A true masterpiece, a true work of art, and a true storytelling triumph in the Indie Horror Genre.

You should play Garten of BanBan at least once before you die if you want you life to amount to any level of importance. Do not rob yourself of this euphoric experience.