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Hey Reddit, I need your help! I have a cylinder stuck in my Pringles can and I can't seem to get it out. I know it sounds weird, but it's definitely a cylinder and not just another Pringle. I've tried everything I can think of to get it out, but it's really stuck in there. I've tried shaking the can, hitting it against a hard surface, using a pair of pliers to pull it out, and even sticking a fork in there to try and pry it loose. Nothing seems to work! I don't know how it got in there in the first place, but all I know is that it's a cylinder. I can see it through the clear part of the can and it's definitely not a Pringle. It's a smooth, metallic cylinder that's about an inch in diameter and a few inches long. I'm starting to get worried because I don't want to damage the can or the cylinder, but I really need to get it out. If anyone has any suggestions or ideas, I would be incredibly grateful. I'm at my wit's end and I don't know what else to do.

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