"I'm like a worm, I have so much silk"
-Quartoch 2024

"I keep thinking I'm a chicken because I'm white"
-Quartoch 2023

"How many bananas for banana bread?"
-Quartoch 2023

"How many eyes does the man have?
Oh! That's a mustache!"
-Quartoch 2023

"Dark you can stop jumping, I've taken a picture of your penis"
-Quartoch 2023

"Do wolves look like squirrels?"
-Quartoch 2023

"I whee'd uncontrollably over there"
-Quartoch 2022

"I've milked Per! It's very white, this disturbs me"
-Quartoch 2022

"Moo goes the horsie"
-Quartoch 2022

"I have cheese in my eye"
-Quartoch 2022

"I'm so powerful, I can draw Garfield"
-Quartoch 2021

"What's it called when a horse does a wheelie?"
-Quartoch 2021

"We need to yeet more."
-Quartoch 2020

"We're special needs :)"
-Quartoch 2020

"I'm.. already quite powerful, memewise concerned"
-Quartoch 2019

"I can't shut my ears."
-Quartoch 2019

"What do you call the fire ambulances?"
-Quartoch 2019

"I turned the music off so I could sniff better"
-Quartoch 2018

"She was a friend, but she turned normal, so I turned her into a tree"
-Quartoch 2017