Hey, mum was wondering if you have taken the trash out?

Is it working yet?

massive legend

Ore pubescence.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

A+++++ Would save life again!

While watching the movie 'Chronicles of Riddick' together last night, my offspring stated that he wished Riddick was his dad. When I asked why, he replied that Riddick is good looking, has muscles and is a good fighter. I told him that I wished Matthew (his arch-enemy at school) was my son because he is better at maths and has cool hair.

Never again will I match make with this lunatic, his high octane fueled manliness was to over powering for me and I had to take several hours out of my incredibly busy day (I work for a massive banking corporation that specilises in hostile take overs, we mainly deal on the higher end of the DGB but we sometimes cross over to NASDAQ, (which let me tell you) provides us tradies (thats what we call ourselves, it was first penned in 98 by Sam Bleucho who stole about half a mill of these czech mobsters boy did he end up in a world of pain) with plenty of laughter HAHAHAH!!

i'll would vote for this guy to win the AMI best upcoming softcore porn star

and thus forth he will come to be known as Brilliant Mediterranean Dancing Man, B.M.D.M.