Thought this guy was real close with my late MeMaw Agnes(a BRAVE Holocaust survivor) so we invited him to the funeral for well wishes. We had some drinks there in her honor, cus if there was anything beautiful sweet Agnes loved it was to get her drink on, and this jitter had a few too many and was acting a MIGHTY fool. thought things couldn't get any worse but half way through the service he goes missing, we look everywhere worried for his safety, in the end we couldn't find him anywhere and realize there's only one other place we hadn't looked, Agnes' final resting spot as this was a closed casket affair! And sure enough he's getting freaky with Agnes' cadaver!!! WHAT THE FRICK MAN!

This guy showed up to my family's thanksgiving and kept sticking his feet into the cranberry sauce. He said we wanted to "Really get it in them toes" over and over. Almost made me not wanna eat any afterwards. Very rude.

Hey thanks again for giving me that 20 to spread cookie batter on your bare feet i really appreciate it

-Rep Wouldn't stop staring at my feet while we were at fur con 2022. Not cool.

Hey bro, add me plz.

Steam support, please stop these mindless trolls from sullying my steam profile. I’ve tried reporting each and every comment but they won’t stop coming! Brain dead troglodytes

this guy peels his burgers before eating them. avoid at all costs

Was enjoying a simple game of Liars Bar with this one when my sweet 🦜 Nathaniel James started to stur in his abode, I of course went to calm sweet Nathaniel of the spirits that ailed him by providing him fresh peanuts to partake. Sweet Nathaniel does love a good nut after all. upon returning to my microphone I heard what could only be described as white hot rage emanating from this "IM STUPID". It seems Nathaniels beautiful verbage had made it through the mic and "IM STUPID" didn't take very kindly to it at all. what this buffoon began to describe next frankly stirred my Jimmies like nothing else ever could 😔. this "IM STUPID" began making threats, saying if he ever heard that dirty (and I will use emojis here for I don't dare repeat his wordage) 🐵 bird again he would stuff him in his freezer, and upon reaching a frozen mass he would stuff the rigid form of Nathaniel into his 🍑 and use him as a 🥒 to reach his deepest "boyish depths" 😥😔

Beware inviting this guy to your Halloween party is known to use racial slurs

The guy below is seriously deranged, I mean come on man. Who even says that, geez! How do you delete comments off of profiles

said he would use a spoon to eat honey nut cheerios out the ass of Marilyn Monroes corpse?? At my families Yom Hashoah party?!

Offered me a golden Oreo but just peed on my butt when I went to get it :((

-rep
invited him to a family get together after months of pestering me about being lonely and wanting to meet new people. found him in our bath with my 96 year old grandmother. grandpa was heartbroken and died a week later. had the nerve to show up to the funeral with flowers, but handed them to my heartbroken grand me maw and asked for more of "Granny's sweat peach tea"???? really not cool man

Bro asked me if I would "get a slice" of Marilyn Monroe if I were the one giving the autopsy on her decrepit body? very uncomfortable experience.

a little smelly.... only plays deadlock, kinda ass

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Hey Bro! Add me plz.

smelly

Bro asked me if I would "get a slice" of Marilyn Monroe if I were the one giving the autopsy on her decrepit body? very uncomfortable experience.

Careful with this one everyone, played a gmod server with him where he spent hours making traffic cone art of the late queen of England Elizabeth II(god rest her beautiful soul) while saying "the queen has arrived!". At one point what he claims was his special needs son came in, who sounded to at least be in his mid 30s, claiming he hadn't got his "snackies" for the night to which IM STUPID began screaming obscenities about not being bothered during his "special me time". He then burst out into tears talking about how confused about his sexuality he's been ever since he had a dream where he had his "back blown out" by a friend(think the name was either Hunther or Hunter?) and that next time he saw this friend it would be "On site". Overall a really uncomfortable experience.

YOU EVER SMELL SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T SMELL SMELLY? WELL, BY COMPARISON TO THAT MOSTLY AVERAGE PERSON THAT YOU HAVE PICTURED IN YOUR HEAD:
DEVEN
SMELLS
SMELLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

DEVEN IS A SMELLY MF NO CAP ALL FACTS
DEVEN IS A SMELLY MF NO CAP ALL FACTS
DEVEN IS A SMELLY MF NO CAP ALL FACTS
DEVEN IS A SMELLY MF NO CAP ALL FACTS
DEVEN IS A SMELLY MF NO CAP ALL FACTS
DEVEN IS A SMELLY MF NO CAP ALL FACTS
DEVEN IS A SMELLY MF NO CAP ALL FACTS
DEVEN IS A SMELLY MF NO CAP ALL FACTS
DEVEN IS A SMELLY MF NO CAP ALL FACTS

SMELL DEVEN? NO THANKS, I'D RATHER SMELL SOMETHING ELSE LESS SMELLY OR SOMEONE ELSE THAT IS LESS SMELLY. GIVEN DEVEN'S LEVEL OF SMELLINESS, THAT WOULD BE A LONG LIST OF THINGS/PEOPLE, THOUGH I WILL CONCEDE THERE ARE THINGS/PEOPLE THAT DO IN FACT SMELL AS BAD IF NOT WORSE THAN DEVEN.

EVERYBODY SING ALONG!

DEVEN SMELLS
DEVEN SMELLS
DEVEN SMELLY QUITE BAD

OH WHAT FUN
IT IS TO RIDE
IN A CAR WITHOUT DEVEN (BECAUSE) HE SMELLS

AGAIN!

DEVEN SMELLS
DEVEN SMELLS
DEVEN SMELLY QUITE BAD

OH WHAT FUN
IT IS TO RIDE
IN A CAR WITHOUT DEVEN (BECAUSE) HE SMELLS

SMELLY

YOU EVER SMELLED THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? YO THIS DUDE IS STRAIGHT S M E L L Y

S - SMELLY
M - MOST LIKELY TO BE SMELLY
E - EXTRA SMELLY COMPARED TO THE AVERAGE PERSON
L - LIKELY DISAGREES WITH THE EVALUATION OF HIS SMELLINESS
L - LIES ABOUT HIS SMELLINESS.
Y - YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE *IS* SMELLY! THANK YOU FOR ASKING.

ROSES ARE RED
DEVEN IS SMELLY
DEVEN SMELLS
DEVEN IS SMELLY

DEVEN WAS OUT ON THE JETTY
AND THOUGH A COOL DAY HE WAS SWEATY
HE JOGGED A BIT
AND THEN IT HIT
THE WHOLE PLACE THOUGHT HE WAS SMELLY

SMELLY AS HE IS
THOUGH NOT A WIND HAS BLOWN BY
SMELL HIM YOU MUST HAVE

IF YOU ARE CURIOUS, I AM HERE TO SATISFY YOUR CURIOSITY. DEVEN IS INDEED SMELLY.

ONE OF THE SMELLIER PEOPLE IN A ROOM, PROVIDED THAT ROOM IS SMALL ENOUGH TO CONTAIN THE SMELL BUT NOT TOO SMALL TO MAKE ALL SMELLS OVERPOWERING.

BUT IN AN AVERAGE SIZED ROOM, ON A TYPICAL DAY, DEVEN WOULD STAND OUT AS A SMELLY PERSON. HOWEVER, IF IT WAS A PARTICULARLY HOT DAY, AND HE HAD SPENT A DISPROPORTIONATE AMOUNT OF TIME INDOORS AS COMPARED TO THE REST OF THE ROOM'S OCCUPANTS, IT IS POSSIBLE THAT ONE WITH A LESS EFFECTIVE OLFACTORY SYSTEM MIGHT CONSIDER HIM SOMEWHAT ODORLESS.

S

M

E

L

L

Y

SMELLY SMELLY S M E L L Y.

I ONCE SMELLED DEVEN AND IT WAS AN UNPLEASANT EXPERIENCE. IF I HAD TO CHOOSE A WORD TO DESCRIBE THE EXPERIENCE, IT WOULD BE SMELLY. IF I WERE ALLOTTED MORE WORDS, I WOULD SAY IT WAS QUITE SMELLY. IT IS NOT THE WORST SMELL I HAVE EVER SMELLED. BUT IT WAS UNPLEASANT. SMELLY IS A GOOD DESCRIPTOR AND IT MATCHES BOTH THE NATURE AND INTENSITY OF THE SMELL.

STINKY IS TOO FAR, FRAGRANT IS TOO GENEROUS. SWEATY DOES NOT COVER ALL THE BASES. BUT SMELLY IS EFFECTIVE AND SUCCINCT.

SMELLY.

DEVEN IS ONE OF THE SMELLIEST PEOPLE IN A GROUP OF PEOPLE OF AVERAGE SIZE AND TYPICAL COMPOSITION. IF YOU WERE TO FORM A GROUP OF THE SMELLIEST PEOPLE, THEN DEVEN MAY NOT STAND OUT, BUT IN AN AVERAGE GROUP, HE WOULD IMMEDIATELY BE PICKED OUT OF THE CROWD AS SMELLY.

THIS MAN IS SMELLY

I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT DEVEN IS A SMELLY BOY. HE IS QUITE SMELLY. IF I HAD TO PICK THE SMELLIEST PERSON I KNOW, IT WOULD PROBABLY BE DEVEN.

IT IS POSSIBLE THAT IT COULD BE SOMEONE ELSE. BUT DEVEN WOULD EASILY BE TOP 3 SMELLIEST PEOPLE I KNOW. I WOULD SAY THAT IF I WERE CURRENTLY ASKED IN THIS MOMENT TO RANK THEM, I WOULD PUT DEVEN FIRST, BUT I HAVE NOT SMELLED MANY OTHER PEOPLE RECENTLY, SO IT IS POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE ELSE COULD OVERTAKE HIM IF I WERE TO TEST IT GENUINELY.

Hey bro! Add me pls

honkey -rep

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

PART 3 of 3:

It still haunts me to this day. The initial crunch. The rubbery follow-up. The gargle. The spit. It was too much for one man to bear alone. I tore my headset off before I heard any more, but the damage had already been done. I had listened to Deven eat an entire eggplant, and what's worse: we won. Not just that round, not just that game, but we won the entire CS:GO international tournament in a 2v5, all because every other team forfeited the moment they saw Deven walk on stage with that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eggplant.

Was I a victim? Absolutely yes. Is it technically my fault? Not even a little bit. Is this story true? Of course it is. And would I do it all again for one more chance to shine in the spotlight with that depraved ♥♥♥♥♥♥ named Deven? You bet your ass I would.

PART 2 of 3:

Before long, the previously-silent Deven came over the in-game voicechat. His voice was deep and majestic, like liquid gold poured from a silver chalice, but it how spoke that caught my attention: it was what he said. "You guys wanna here me choke down this whole ass eggplant and still win this round?" he inquired, seemingly already in the process. Instinctively, I went to mute him using the in-game scoreboard, but just at the last second: my mouse died. I was helpless, paralyzed in fear, and even worse: all alone. All of my other teammates had long since left the game, and it was just Deven and myself locked in this deadly game of chat and mouse.

-rep I once heard Deven eat an entire raw eggplant over the microphone during the course of a tense CS:GO game. I can remember it like it was yesterday...

It was a cloudy afternoon in our small Rhode Island town, the dreary weather a foreshadowing of the horror to come no doubt, when I decided to play a little bit of CS:GO. There was a time when I had considered going pro in CS:GO (a CS:PRO, if you will) and as such was on a tryhard gamer-grind through the depths of Gold Nova 2 sniping noobs and spraying ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, when I stumbled across this no good hoodlum.

A dirty griefer from the moment I met him, he proceeded to kill 4 of the enemy team by himself in rapid succession, only to then kill all 5 of us with one well-placed frag grenade. The match went on like this for some time until I was finally able to clutch a cheeky bomb defusal and win us the first half of the match. Things were heating up, but I never could have been prepared for how hot it was about to get...

PART 1 of 2

-rep fat head

Also ily bih

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

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Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)