Thanks for the band-aid

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I love you Aaron :(

I'm getting topped by a dude In a wolf suit rn I'll be back in like 2 mins

hey i’m really sorry because you were a really cool mutual but for the record i have to unfollow you because the purple creature in your profile picture (whatever she’s from) (or they sorry i don’t want to assume the beast’s pronouns) (i love all genders) looks almost exactly like my ex girlfriend’s fursona and i tried to ignore that for a while because i’m not the kind of ♥♥♥♥♥ who would unfollow someone because their creature looks like my ex’s fursona but get this: she drew her fursona hitting me (human) (i’m not a furry) (nothing against them) (i love all genders) with a car (honda civic) and sent it to me from a burner account on toyhouse. so needless to say i can’t keep doing this. i’m gonna miss your posts though you were a real one i loved when you would say ♥♥♥♥ like “it’s (the f slur) wednesday post knuckles”

yiff king +rep

>be me
>getting no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
>hear about getting femboys easily
>go on tinder
>set it to men
>swipe right on cute men and ♥♥♥♥
>really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay, but i want to ♥♥♥♥
>damn 10/10 cute ass looking femboy pops up
>we match
>we chat and find out we like a lot of the same things
>ask if you dtf
>they were
>i go to their house to ♥♥♥♥
>pull down pants
>♥♥♥♥ is bigger then mine
>he tops
>i sob
i still had sex tho so later virgins