I (M30) literally just broke up with my girlfriend (F25) like she was so hot but also so annoying, every day she would tell me to shower and I would tell her (again) that I can’t because I have a body wash allergy (Diagnosed by my doctor) and then she would go on this hour long rant about how she hates when I make her feel worthless and how she should just break up with me because I can’t take care of myself let alone her (which is obviously untrue and she’s gaslighting me, but I don’t really care if she gaslights me because I know what’s real and what’s not.) She kept coming at me because she thinks all I do is play video games all day, when I have an online based job so I literally have to be on my computer at all times just in case I get a call for work. I also tried explaining to her I play games to pass the times between calls but she said she’s had enough and wants me to move out by August 1st. I told her I can’t because my parents kicked me out a couple years ago for being a, and I quote, “lazy piece of ♥♥♥♥”. She insisted that I just get a job and pay for my own place, totally disregarding the fact that my online job pays minimum wage, which isn’t enough to live off of. What should I say that would make her want to take me back? I have nowhere to go except her place. Please, I am begging you guys 🥺🙏