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4.3 hrs on record
Finished To the Moon and didn't feel like that emotional rollercoaster was enough? Here's another 4 hours of your life to spend on that isn't only about finding paradise, but also about you ending up as a miserable, soul-crushed train wreck of tears and feels.

Freebird, you might want to give us another 4 hours.
Posted 20 December, 2017. Last edited 21 December, 2017.
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4.5 hrs on record
Buckle up, because you're not just going to the moon, but you're also going on a 4-hour long emotional rollercoaster.

Beautiful soundtrack, characters have realistic personalities, and recommended if you love pixel art games and feels trips.
Posted 20 December, 2017.
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12.4 hrs on record
"I should have been a pole dancer"

10/10 would poledance again.
Posted 1 November, 2017.
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1,456.7 hrs on record (1,249.1 hrs at review time)
Lockdown is the perfect stress reliever. Every player you kill and every heart you see on the floor is guaranteed to improve your day by 55%, based on statistics I pulled solely out of my ass. You won't deny that genuinely satisfying feeling you get after killing that one guy wearing 2-3* Cobalt armor and combo spamming Calibur, or that one guy who spams nothing but shock bombs (/e raises her hand) and/or Polaris either. So what are you waiting for? Join our merry band at Lockdown today and play for a better day! You'll feel better, I promise!

...Oh, who am I kidding. Don't play this game. Seriously. All it does now is coerce you to paying IRL cash for you to participate in events and lockbox promos that feature reskins of EVERY SINGLE THING THEY'VE MADE EVAR instead of actually releasing interesting content. Edit: And instead of actually working to improve the game, we find out that they've been hard at work releasing a Plants VS. Zombies ripoff for mobile... Which has a big fat NOPE from me. EDIT EDIT: DISREGARD THAT, IT GOT CANCELLED, LEL

But if you want to join us--err the other peeps in the carnage in Lockdown, then by all means! Go right ahead, mi amigos! :V
Posted 18 June, 2015. Last edited 28 December, 2015.
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