I'm a buff baby who can dance like a man, I can shake'a my fanny, I can shake'a my can, I'm a tough tootin' baby, I can puncha your buns, I can puncha your buns, I can punch all your buns, If you're an evil witch, I will punch you for fun!

⢸⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⡷⠀⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇ Are ya winning son?
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠖⠒⠒⠒⢤⠀⠀⠀⡇
⢸⠀⠀⣀⢤⣼⣀⡠⠤⠤⠼⠤⡄⠀⡇⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠑⡤⠤⡒⠒⠒⡊⠙⡏⠀⢀⡇⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⢀⠧⠟⠁⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠸⣀⠀⠀⠈⢉⠟⠓⠀⠀⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢱⡖⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢺⠧⢄⣀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⣠⠃⢸⠀⠀⠈⠉⡽⠿⠯⡆
⢸⠀⠀⣰⠁⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⢸⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇

i never snitch on daddy

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⣀⣀
⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⢠⡄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟
⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡋⠀⠀⣿⣿⡿⢻⠟⠁⠀
⠀⢠⡿⠟⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣻⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠙⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣶⣶⣿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣦⣤⡀⠀
⠀⠀⢾⡻⣶⣾⣿⣿⣛⣻⣮⡉⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠉⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⢸⠈⣿⣿⠁⠀⣿⡇⢸⡏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀
⠀⠀⢰⣦⣝⠁⡀⠀⢙⠡⠚⠣⣾⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⢿⡄
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⠀⠀⢀⣤⡒⢤⣀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢐⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢀⡾⣋⣵⣾⡀⣿⣿⣶⢂⡌⣍⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣾⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog ♥♥♥♥♥♥' quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife, and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com . Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small ♥♥♥♥. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ earth, now get out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight before I piss on you too!