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it's that time of the year again. my birthday!
i hope you have a merry christmas and a happy new year!

Please keep your hands off the secretary's reproducing equipment.
😭
Feeling amorous, she looked under the sheets and cried, "Oh, no,
it's Microsoft!"
😯
"Live or die, I'll make a million."
-- Reebus Kneebus, before his jump to the center of the earth, Firesign Theater
🤕
> I've hacked the Xaw3d library to give you a Win95 like interface and it
> is named Xaw95. You can replace your Xaw3d library.
Oh God, this is so disgusting!
-- seen on c.o.l.development.apps, about the "Win95 look-alike"
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<james> abuse me. I'm so lame I sent a bug report to
debian-devel-changes
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
-- Calvin
😫
Dear Lord:
I just want *___one* one-armed manager so I never have to hear "On
the other hand", again.
😶
Our business is run on trust. We trust you will pay in advance.
😩

esse eh o tal da VK
boycu

hi. how are you?

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