-- Bored 30 something house cat that spends way too much time daydreaming about her fictional husbands.

-- I am NOT looking to trade on this account.

-- If I deleted you, don't take it personally, we probably don't talk or I didn't know it was your smurf account. Add me and state your main name so I can add a nicname for future reference.

: -- I love new friends, so feel free to add me if you want! ♥

: -- All I want for Christmas is valve to give me my cs skins back that were stolen


-- "She creates harder wood than lumberjacks. " - Horse

-- "This guy's so mad he's gonna fight his mom." - Roca

-- "How deep we talking?" - Senile

-- "Kitten....what kind of condoms are good?" - NuuNuu

-- "Don't sexualize me, okay?" - Brendesu

-- "Wow you slut, look at all those people in your hidey peeky place...what's the password i might aswell get in there too." - Rooly Ruse

-- "YES YOU CARVED SOME TELEPATHIC STEAM MESSAGING SYSTEM INTO MY HEART." -hippity

-- "I will catch it like a man." -NuuNuu

-- "Wow, he works faster than the McDonald's drive through and is twice as tasty." -- Unknown

-- "Danger said I can't have a boner anymore...RIP DREAMS." - Senile

-- " xD sure, I'm not really good at the blow job part..." - Elikay

--"Idk i am just too :WaterBottle: thirsty xD" - Humblewolf

-- Lunska: boop
Danger Kitten ❤: beep
Lunska: owo
Lunska: are you a car?
Danger Kitten ❤: I wish I was boy so I could've said "no but I have a hot rod"

-- "I can't finish in 30 seconds, its impossible." - Brenden

-- "If you were a CS map, you would be de_licious." -Sebi

-- "I'm super bisexual when it comes to coms stuff i have everything." - Noodles

-- "Noodles noodles wherever he feels like noodling." - Noodles

-- "broke my wrist tryna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥." - hippity

-- "I'm starring as a debut voice actor in a brand new yaoi film." -hippitea

-- "What is love? Kitten don't hurt me..." -Noodles

-- "I'm going to carry you all the way from cs:go to the bedroom." - iC4

-- "I have to dodge the shrapnel of brightness which is your cuteness." - Lunnie

-- "I like legs." -YoungDonger