Yesterday in class we were given our new Windows PCs (last year, I hacked the Chromebook so they could play Sonic Advance) and I immediately downloaded 25 PC Sonic games within one hour and installed 12 emulators to play the console games. After I bragged about my ability to play 60 Sonic games, the teacher confisticated my PC and said I would have to use the Chromebooks for the rest of the year. She also said that Sonic was a dead franchise and that Fortnite was better. That was really no good and SLOW of her! So I ripped my PC out of her hands and screamed "YOU SILLY SLOW SONIC HATER! YOU'RE JUST TOO SLOW!". I also went to her Mac, deleted Fortnite, installed more Sonic games and played Gotta Go Fast to the whole class. She gave me an F, which is impossible since E is the lowest rank and S is the highest, and sent me to the principal's office, where I was suspended and they called my parents, who took away my Game Gear. When I get back, I'll make sure they pay for being TOO SLOW.

Jeff Bezos has 121 BILLION dollars. The population of earth is 7 billion people. He could give every person 1 BILLION dollars and end poverty, and he would still have 114 billion dollars left over but he would do it. This is what capitalist greed looks like!

cadê o halo?

Usem quando vcs virem um post muito ruim. To postando num OP pq não quis usar em ninguém, seria selvageria demais. Aqui vai:

Meu avô fumou a vida inteira. Eu tinha uns 10 anos quando minha mãe lhe disse, "Se você pensa em ver seus netos se formarem, você tem que parar imediatamente". Uma lágrima escorreu dos olhos dele quando entendeu exatamente o que estava em jogo. Ele parou na hora. Três anos depois ele faleceu de câncer de pulmão. Foi muito triste e me deixou completamente sem chão. Minha mãe me disse "Nunca fume. Por favor, não faça sua família sofrer do jeito que seu avô nos fez". Eu obedeci. Aos 28, eu nunca sequer encostei num cigarro. Mas devo dizer, eu sinto um leve arrependimento por nunca ter feito isso, por que seu post me deu câncer mesmo assim.

>be a bethesda fan
>buy fallout 76
>game starts in small west virginia town
>evacuate to vault 76 after hearing about nuclear attack
>find out that the vault is actually a horrible testing facility
>everyone is forced to sit in front of a computer and play a video game for eternity
>character is forced at gunpoint to sit down
>start playing a game
>starts in a small cart, hand tied, travelling through a snowy mountain forest
>title appears
>Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
>todd howard you did it again

Peeing with a boner is more difficult than giving birth. Giving birth is definitely more painful, but pain by itself does not make something difficult. For example, putting my hand in a fire is not difficult, but it would hurt a lot. In order for something to be difficult, there has to be some chance of failure due to lack of skill, practice, or technique. Peeing with a boner often requires creative problem solving skills, especially in small spaces. There is no creative problem solving aspect of giving birth. On top of the difficulty in simply getting the pee to flow, there's the issue of actually positioning yourself so that the boner is pointing into the toilet bowl (urinals are much easier, but not always an option). In the past, I have had to give up and wait until my boner goes away because it was simply too difficult to actually pee in the toilet.