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| Windows has detect your penis is small
| Is that true ?
| ______ ______ _____ |
| |Yes | |maybe | |Yes | |
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i was like what the ♥♥♥♥ is you fartin? 😳😨😷
she said naw ♥♥♥♥♥ why u lyin 🤐😵😬
then i see drops cummin out her ass😵😷💩
damn she farted on my ♥♥♥♥💨🍆😷😵
damn then she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😵💩💩😏
damn thats a combo 💯💯😂😩
killin ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ call me rambo 😎😏😤👌🏻💯💦
♥♥♥♥♥ nasty why she ♥♥♥♥ up on my ♥♥♥♥😤😫😲😷🔫
♥♥♥♥♥ nasty what a nasty clit😷😫🌰🌚💥
damn now i got a nasy ♥♥♥♥😫💩😤😤🍆
damn 😷🔫
♥♥♥♥♥ was ridin and she farted 💨😲😷😩
came to the party and she lookin good 👌🏻💯🌚😎😎😏
got to the room and she lookin good 😩💦👅😏💦
she pulled down her pants and i was like UUGH 😫🔫😂😷😷😲💥
damn you ugly🌚😲😷
damn that ♥♥♥♥♥ was ugly 😳😵😨🔫
all i seen was her from behind 😨😏😩👌🏻👌🏻💦💦
but damn she farted on my ♥♥♥♥ 😷💨💨💩🍆😳
damn she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on my ♥♥♥♥💩💩🍆😩😲
man thats some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥ 🔫👀😵💥😤😓🙅
man she farted on my ♥♥♥♥ 😨💨🍆😤😫
she sharted on my ♥♥♥♥ fam😨👀💥💨💦
you a nasty ♥♥♥♥♥ 😤 nasty hoe 😷 oh nasty hoe 🌚 you a nasty hoe 👀👀 go and wash yo ♥♥♥♥♥ hoe😂💦
damn she farted on my ♥♥♥♥💨😷😫😲
she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on my ♥♥♥♥💩🍆💥💦😤
she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on my ♥♥♥♥💩🍆😷💨💦😨
im never ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with her again🙅😫🍆👀
never ever ever ever ever man🙅❌🚫
ever ever ever ever✖✖✖✖
that ♥♥♥♥♥ smell like smoky on friday😫💨✖🙅😳
taken a ♥♥♥♥💩👀 on my ♥♥♥♥ 🍆♥♥♥♥♥ is you crazy😂 i should smack that ♥♥♥♥♥ 🙃oooh 😠😠😠😠
thats a nasty ♥♥♥♥♥😡😰😷🤐💩
We have big problem, can't you see?
Do you know why we stopped the car?
Guess What
Do you know why we stopped the car?
Guess What
I forgot to close the door
Now just don't forget
This ain't capitalist propagandist move, come on again!
Cheeki and turn the signal to the right
Step on the gas
Now turn to the right
Cheeki and turn the signal to the left
Step on the gas
Now turn to the left
Step on the breekis
Do you know why we stopped the car again?
That's because you’re an American Spy.
Comrade, I want you to show me if you can get far
Step on the gas
Step on the breekis
Now step on the gas
When I say бум бум, you say подъем деловой активности
No pause in between, come on, let's jam
Step on the gas
Step on the breekis
Step on the breekis
Step on the gas
Comrade, I'm glad you know which way to go
But it ain't gonna stop me, here we go
Cheeki and turn the signal to the right
Now turn to the right
Cheeki and turn the signal to the left
Now turn to the left
You can reach me at my buisness email to reply - JimsRimJobs@gmail.com
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A-10 out bish nicker
This man was a very decorated Helicopter Crewman, He shot the guns on a UH-60 Black hawk with me, He was one of the best heli crewmen you could ever have always talking about how he gunned down so many coin eyed bastards in nam on our Huey with my best co pilot Sir Cashews. Damn he will be missed, If only he wasnt playing In The Arms Of An Angel by Sarah McLachlan then he would have been able to hear the lockon and would have been able to unload 1000 rounds of the minigun into the people locking onto us faster. It is a miracle i lived but there is no point without my borther. So long brother and may allah be with you.
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POST THIS WINDMILL ON NEIN OTHER PROFILES TO KEEP STEAM PROPERLY AIR CONDITIONED
This is a robbery put the memes in the bag and no one gets hurt!
🚓🚓WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO🚓🚓
⋋| ◉ ͟ʖ ◉ |⋌ OH ♥♥♥♥ ITS THE MEME POLICE ⋋| ◉ ͟ʖ ◉ |⋌
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(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) THIS IS THE MEME POLICE, RAISE YOUR MEMES WHERE I CAN SEE THEM (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)
┌( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS ┌( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿
┌( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ **** ****━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)
( ✖ _ ✖ ) REST IN PEACE 1 UPVOTE EQUALS ONE MEME IN THE AFTERLIFE ( ✖ _ ✖ )
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅
God speed son because the longer you take the more customers we lose. Them asians wont stay dumb for long with all that polution killing them and their country. We cant lose anymore buisness to BK SO WIPE THEM THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT
- General Mc Donald
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hahahahaah
what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
why don't u just ♥♥♥♥ a tree ♥♥♥
AM I SPECIAL
/ ノ) do you even lift? ) ヽ
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/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく \ /
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`ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
丶  ̄ _人'彡ノ.
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
...♥♥♥♥♥...
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
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