carpooldragons
Jack   United States
 
 
you just punched out ALL of my blood
Currently Offline
immortalized
I'm addicted to buying unbelievable amounts of Okami (yeeeeeeaaahhhh)
In a brief moment of lucidity I went to the Okami dealership and told them "Do not, under any circumstances, sell me more copies." I was back there half an hour later, wearing a fake moustache, and I said "Hello gentlemen, I am Jakc, a man you have never met before. Give me 10,000 Okami copies covered in diamonds."
Favorite Game
55
Hours played
41
Achievements
Rarest Achievement Showcase
Slinks 16 Dec, 2019 @ 12:51pm 
I’m addicted to buying unbelievably expensive custom helicopters (yeeeeeeaaahhhh)
In a brief moment of lucidity I went to the helicopter dealership and told them “Do not, under any circumstances, sell me more helicopters”
I was back there half an hour later, wearing a fake moustache, and I said “Hello gentlemen, I am Ray Z, a man you have never met before. Give me 10,000 helicopters covered in diamonds”
Slinks 15 Jul, 2019 @ 2:45pm 
wajajajajaj soy el jak!!!!!!!
op4gentleman 8 Jul, 2019 @ 8:13pm 
Jaaj.
reproach!!! 16 Dec, 2018 @ 5:11pm 
now its......TROG.
gandhi (gatorade) 9 Dec, 2018 @ 7:15pm 
mumblecraig's cavern of twisted turns and twirly tundras.........
nicole 2 Sep, 2018 @ 12:52am 
+rep gave me anal, thanks man