He gave me a fart in a bottle, smell was quite musky, slightly suspicious but highly nutritious. Respect.

Dear Employee,

Your contract is terminated. The Company's survival hinges on scrap collection from desolate moons. Your scrap collection has consistently fallen short of the quota, impacting our operations and survival.

We understand the challenges - traps, hazards, monsters. But as an employee, it was your duty to overcome these and deliver results.

We appreciate your efforts. However, The Company must prioritize survival. We wish you the best in your future endeavors.

Best,
The Company

As I was drifting off to sleep the other day with the sound of chirping birds outside my balcony, which was a wonderful and peaceful experience. I could hear the sound of their singing like a soft melody playing in my ears, it was as if I was surrounded by an orchestra of different bird species, each with their own unique sounds and rhythms, telling me to embrace and feel their symphonies.

The cool breeze kept creeping around my legs and embracing me in a gentle manner. It felt fresh and clean, and made me completely relaxed. I realized that I had never felt so present and in harmony with nature as I did in that moment, but then I asked myself, "who the ♥♥♥♥ is Hitler?"

+rep, good teammate

+rep big balls but -rep cause I can´t fit them in my mouth

+rep mega ultra super sex survivor altrust