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1.4 hrs on record
Would you look at this.. free weekend of NBA, sure I'll hop on with my friends.

~This review is a joke, I'm sure the game would be okay if you use an xbox controller and enjoy basketball.~

When you open this game, it is clear to see that Ball is in fact, not life. This sad fact remains true throughout the whole narrative experiance.

My character after some stern and solid modifications came out looking like a gorilla shaved most of his hair off with a hacksaw.

The menu navigation was awful, I made some custom shoes and who the ♥♥♥♥ knows where those lovely things went, I really though Jordan would come sign them himself.

When I finally got a game going with one of my friends I soon relized that none of the controls work amazingly. Most of the major keys in the game, otherwise known as how to shoot the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ball, are assigned to the num pad. How amazing, I don't have a numpad.

Playing with your friends together is also like trying to kill a family of four with a ballon. When you get in the locker room you get to sit there and chit chat with your fellow gorillas about ball is life then when the game decides to load after Martin Luther King Jr. gives his speech you get into the game.

Oh wait, that never happened. As every game one person couldn't connect and no matter who hosted it, it didn't work.

Overall I would give this game a solid 2/10, it was fun for 23 minutes I probably played it for 75% of which I made my character. It was enjoyable purely for the fact that I almost died laughing when one of the players through his ball across court directly into the crowd.
Posted 15 February, 2015. Last edited 15 February, 2015.
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