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Hawke, did I ever tell you about Zevran Arainai? He was the Warden's exotic twenteen elven assassin, a fine piece of rapebait from a more civilized age. He had the tightest body and the perkiest little ass in all of Thedas, barely legal by elven standards. Warden and his dog used to doubleteam him at the end of every successful campaign during the fourth Blight, and once in a while they'd even have the entire city of Denerim run a train over him, part of official Grey Warden "training" of course. In time, he learned how to handle a meatblade better than anyone in the Ferelden army. He wore a miniskirt every day so we told him there were no panties in Ferelden, and since he was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of his elven bussy mid fight as he'd do a flip while slicing a Darkspawn in half. It was surreal. We taught him to grip his weapon backwards like a dildo and he constantly got captured by mercenaries and slavers almost every other day.

Imagine you’re blindfolded and you’re getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you’ll never figure out who’s giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Zevran Arainai, the guy from Andor, Kael'thas Sunstrider, or even the Vietnamese guy from the večerka near my house. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

My life has meaning when Zevran spreads his legs

Pantyshot Zevran >.>

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