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Another call, one of my first as Paramedic, was to a nursing home. An elderly lady had been complaining of chest pain. When attaching leads for the cardiac monitor, we would just use the back of a gloved hand to move the breast out of the way. She was a small lady, but her breasts were quite disproportionate. I had to slide my hand underneath the breast to move it….something fell! I reached down to the bed, and retrieved a biscuit! She reached and took it, saying, “I saved that from breakfast. I'm keeping it Warm!” You never know what to expect!

You will never be a real glowie. You have no intelligence, you have no analytical ability, you have no successful missions. You are a diversity hire and/or Zogbot twisted by goyslop and a love of Israel into a crude mockery of Cold War-era competence.

bad gamer

drake

-rep not a real drake fan

you a real ♥♥♥♥♥ kuh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab

the person who you bagged

literally who tf are you

clown bagged me in game

mu nam jegg tbh

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i got a notification for that ♥♥♥♥ you

Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Nobody in the observable universe:
Not even God himself:
Anon: fInNa BoUtTa
me, an intellectual: ahem you added an extra t so your statement is incorrect
my brain at 3 am: hey wanna watch some PLANET EARTH VIDEOS
nobody:
me: has a test in the morning
test in the morning: Im about to end this man's whole career
me later on: weaves
my mom: we have weaves at home
weaves at home:
nobody:
Americans: Lets measure everything in football fields
when she says shes home alone: 0:07 (a clip of a guy running really fast)
Everyone: Everyone:
Me: Alright imma head out
Jeremy Clarkson voice: SPEEED AND POWAHHHHH
me: Am I doing this right?
Also me: Yes but also no
Simpsons: How many episodes do you want?
Me: yes
Weather: Im gonna co-operate and shine on you guys down there today!
Weather, 2 minutes later: evil laughter

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-rep stole my wife

+rep wives

+rep eats noodles so we good

THATS WHAT IM REFFERING TO

most cringe human being i can think of

Are ya winning son?

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-rep noob

lmao so true XDD

+rep Nice Insurgency player

aaaa why unfriend me LOSER LOL

sad role...

congraxtulations you win gagyest man of the year!