Recent reviews by Evil Potato

I'll never see buckets the same way ever again. How they can change your path, shape your future & give you incredible perspective is truly amazing. Would highly recommend this game and appreciation of buckets all over the world.

Here are a few gripes that I have with the game:
1. The Story: It's too basic, not interesting at all. At the time of writing this review, I have not completed the story but it's nothing exciting and I do not expect much at the end either.

2. The dialogues are pretty cheesy and sounds like they were written either by a kid or by a very old person who doesn't talk to people in real life a lot.

3. Voice acting of the main character (Male) is horrendous! I chose a black guy and it's pretty off putting hearing a white guy's voice when he speaks. What makes it worse is that he sounds like the most uninterested person when he speaks, almost as if he had to do this gig for free. His dull voice plus the poor story makes campaign quite unbearable. I have not played with a female character but I'm sure she must have done a much better job. The most surprising part is, the main player's voice acting is the worst character voice you'll find in the entire game.

4. Overall I think NFS should do away with the season pass or micro transactions and focus on creating actual good games. I have fond memories of this franchise and it's sad to see it turn out like this. The only reason I would still recommend this game is because I have played worse racing games and lack of good options in racing games currently, still does not make it the worst title ever. You should only buy it when it's on sale. Totally not worth the full price.
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---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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☐ 10

I've always been a fan of open world games. Growing up, GTA San Andreas was my favourite. This game has set it's name in Stone for being the most detailed open world game ever made! It truly shows the amount of work was put in to create such a vast world with such attention to detail.

This is now by far my favourite open world game just for the sheer amount of things you can find exploring the world.

Can't think of anything that I would like to complain about this game. Now using my favourite review format:

🎮Audience🎮

❌ Kids
✅ Teens
✅ Adults
❌ Hardcore Gamers
❌ Everyone

🌆 Graphics 🌆

✅ You forget what reality is
❌ Masterpiece
❌ Beautiful
❌ Good
❌ Decent
❌ Bad
❌ Don‘t look too long at it
❌ MS-DOS
❌ Pixel / a different style

📖 Story 📖

❌ No story
❌ Some lore
❌ Average
❌ Good
❌ Lovely
❌ Masterpiece
✅ It'll replace your life

💻 PC Requirements 💻

❌ Check if you can run paint
❌ Potato
❌ Decent
✅ Fast
❌ Rich boi
❌ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

⌛️ Game Length ⌛️

❌ Really short (0 - 3 hours)
❌ Short (4 - 8 hours)
❌ Few hours (9 - 20 hours)
✅ Long (21-60 hours) [Only the main story]
❌ Very long (61-100 hours)
✅ To infinity and beyond [If you decide to explore the world]

⚙️ Difficulty ⚙️

❌ Just press 'W'
❌ Easy
❌ Medium
✅ Easy to learn / Hard to master
❌ Significant brain usage
❌ Difficult
❌ Dark Souls

I strongly recommend everyone to play this game and let it's story make you fall in love with it's characters.

I miss this era of games where the size of the games were small but the stories were so well told that you would get immersed in the whole experience. Nowadays the games are huge in size but there is no substance or heart. You don't feel any connection nor do you get any interest. They use cartoony visuals to appeal the masses instead of storyline.

I hated indie games before, especially platformers. This game has totally changed my point of view. Its really fun to play, definitely must buy! :>

Great game! One of the best zombie games! :>