"Around each and every corner there may or may not be an enemy Pyro. We cannot determine which corners do and do not hide Pyros without sending a conscious observer to investigate. However, in defiance of conventional logic, the Pyro is simultaneously present and absent from all corners, and it is only after choosing a path at half health while reloading that the universe will retroactively manifest the Pyro in our face."
~ Schrödinger's Pyro

Give a fish a fish, and you introduce the concept of slavery to an entire species. Teach a fish to fish, and you make him a mythical, nightmarish murderer feared by his own kind.

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“He’s the best of us. The best of our best, the best that each of us will ever build or ever love. So pray for this Guardian of our growth and choose him well, for if he be not truly blessed, then our designs are surely frivolous and our future but a tragic waste of hope. Bless our best and adore for he doth bear our measure to the Cosmos.”

Ghastly Gibus #3744

We know you're getting bored,
but here's the final chord:
ACCESS DENIED
NOT VERIFIED
SECURITY CLEARANCE - FNORD

Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise.

...now behold, as excrement, at said moment, shall transcend from abstract theory, to a more literal configuration.

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